Do take everything out your car before you get to New Orleans They will steal it.
Do not park in a illegal spot your car will be towed and you will pay a $165 fine minimal.
Do find your hotel room before you get drunk.
Do make it to 3 for 1 drinks at Bourbon Street blues company starts at 3 pm! But pase yourselves this is not a sprint it's a marathon.
Do not go to the Goldmine before midnight there's no one there.
Do not learn the hard way that the horse is a cop too!
Do try to eat something before 9 o'clock because the only thing that you would eat later will be a lucky dog.
Do not dress like a slut and not expect guys not to stare at you and make comments..
Do not flash it you're a guy leave it for the ladies no one wants to see your small dick!
Do not go to the casino after 3 for 1 and the Goldmine at 3 AM you will lose all your money take it from me.
Do not spend a bunch of money on bread with powder sugar on them there are much better breakfast places in New Orleans!
Don't think the stripper really likes you she really wants your money she will do whatever it takes! Do have a good time be safe and go tigers!!'